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Professors and there types

Hope fully none of our teachers read the blog, if they do then I’m screwed, but lets risk it anyways..

The Good :

These are the prof. who are nice people, of who the students tend to take undue advantage of  the prof.s good nature. And also these teachers try and keep harmony in the class, by there goody good routine, are generally loved by the students and are also surrounded by the students most of the time, i.e. specially during the exams and also during the checking of the paper, so they can score a extra here or there in the paper.

The Bad:

These kinds are the worse, they make students life a living hell by giving out assignments after assignments and lot of reading material to go through and lot of surprise tests for the students. The sight of these profs. scares all most all the students except for the ones, who are there favorites. Ok, there are advantages and disadvantages of being the fave of “the bad” (i feel every time i say the bad there should be a background alert music like “dah danh duh dahnnnnn!!” try imagining it ) , the things being you get more marks than the others and also the problem being you need to know stuff to stay or remain the fave.

The Over smart:

Hmmm, this is the kind i hate the most, these are the ones who think everything they say is right and the students are wrong no matter what, you can argue and argue, but no, all that stuff doesn’t matter and leads just some random stupid discussion, which leads to two possible outcomes one being the student gives up and sits down and the second being you get sent to the dean or principal office.

The Sandman:

Firstly for who don’t know what a sandman is, its the god or some creature that puts you to sleep at night. That told, I think most of you know what im going to say, yes! , you guessed it right the prof. that can magically put you to sleep, just by opening there mouth, over a period of years they have developed a talent to make you go to sleep.

The Boaster :

This is the one , who can talk ,i mean it, he can talk all day about himself and how has he contributed to the world, through his knowledge, basically the kind who just knows to blabber, then actually show any proof that, he did it or not. And most of the students are plainly said are hardcore fans of this kind. I would also like to add they act like “self proclaim kings ” who think, the world revolves because of them & humanity is depending on there intellect.

Personality types

All the characters mentioned here are purely intentional and if any one has a problem then deal with it.

Exams are over and we all rocked are papers and now for some blogging …

Personality types: based upon the class.

The Nerve Wreckers :

These are the types who are the high scorers of the class, surely before exams they dont know anything or pretend not to during the class, its as if there secret would leak out that they know about the topic being discussed or they are plain greedy to share some information with there class mates.

The Gossip mongers:

These are mostly girls, talking about stuff that has nothing to do with class, but they yapp and yapp during the class hopelessly distracting the class as much as possible with giggles here,   comment there etc etc… And the best part when the professors catch them they say they were discussing about what he taught( really i don’t think so…) and this group of gossipers would sometimes include boys also go figure.

The Bingo Players:

Aah these are the most interesting types you’ ll see as they indulge themselves in class very well, they are good with numbers and know how to communicate without disturbing the class except when they win and they shout out loud Bingo. These kind dont have notes on there book rather bingo drawn on their note book . (For all those who do not know what bingo is , it is a game in which you draw five column and rows which have numbers from 1 to 25 and each players calls out a number turn by turn , until someone can make 5 lines first , each line represents a letter from b.i.n.g.o , hopefully you got it…)

The unknown student:

These are those who will be in your batch with you , but you have never seen them speak or even know there name , these characters are mostly found at the corners or on the last row of the class , no one knows that he exists. I probably think it because of lack of confidence but who knows they must be some kind of alien observing our behavior for his world (he he).

The question, questioners:

These are kind of funny personality , these people don’t know “jack” about the subject being taught and just to act cool to impress some of the ladies in our class, these people when asked with a question from the teacher would reply with a stupid question like ” Why Sir? ” or pose a question on sir or mams question , that is instead of giving there view they would ask the teacher another question instead of a answer.

Lords of destruction:

These kind only think in way of destroying college property, as in how can they get there money worth. The saying  “Empty mind , devils workshop” actually suits them. These are the bad boys of the class, who are at the top of destroying stuff , but when troubles upon the, they put the blame on someone else (mostly on to the unknow student.)

The Over dressers:

Ok, these are my favorite ones, as these don’t understand then meaning between college and a discotheque , these are the ones wearing party ware to college as in they have come to college to party or putting a statement forward they party a lot. Well you see the truth is if wear causal or formals and say you party, we will believe you. Dont have to put on full make up and wearing outrageous clothes make that point.

The Love struck:

Ok, these lot are the worse of all, seriously … They come to study and suddenly they are in love with some random chick and the torture starts, these people start acting all weird in class, hardly ever in class and then the senti status update on the facebook, confused and messed up in all kind of ways. God save us from these people.

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