How not to get a job?
Well there are a lot websites or blogs that provide info about the things you need to do get a job, but wait have you ever wondered what should one do not to get a job, well here it goes…
- On the day of the interview, walk in your casual wear that is a nice funky shirt with shorts and sandals, well its hot and you don’t want the heat do you, Im sure the interviewer would most probably throw you out.
- During the interview talk with the interviewer as in he is your buddy or something, lines like “wassup my man” or “where are the bitches and hoes” would guarantee you a job (not in the org. for sure)
- Spill a little alcohol over your self so that when enter the room people should know your drunk, misbehave with PA if any .
- Be aggressive when speaking or replying back and be a little pissed about whatever being said, always take any reply offensively, surly the security will be there to escort you out.
- Try to bribe the interviewer or tell him that you can provide him with some girls for the night.
- During the interview, interrupt the interviewer as much as possible, till he is pissed off.
- Walk in keep your legs on the table, talk out a cigarette and start smoking if the interviewer stares at you, look at him and say ” sorry, did you want to smoke too” .
Surly all the above would get you out of the job, but if it land you one job then god save you…
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